Casino Jokes


Eating Dice

Eating Dice
   

Lost everything at poker

Lost everything at poker
   

Playing poker without a clue

Playing poker without a clue
   

Bad beat

Bad beat
   

Telling the truth

Telling the truth
   

Helping your wife at poker

Helping your wife at poker
   

Cheating

Cheating
   

Just looking around

Just looking around
   

Broken slot machine

Broken slot machine
   

Lost my wife

Lost my wife
   

High stakes

High stakes
   

Bring your own chips

Bring your own chips
   

Playing aces slowly

Playing aces slowly
   

Why poker is like sex

Why poker is like sex
   

A man wants to play poker with his wife

A man wants to play poker with his wife
   

Casino chips versus potato chips

Casino chips versus potato chips
   

Safe combination

Safe combination
   

Looking for blackjack

Looking for blackjack
   

All-in in the kitchen

All-in in the kitchen
   

Casino don’t #7: Don’t put your dinner plate on the roulette table

Casino Don’t #7: Don’t put your Dinner Plate on the Roulette Table
   

Break even

Break even
   

Conjoined twins at the casino

Conjoined twins at the casino
   

Praying for the lottery

Praying for the lottery
   

Marriage bet

Marriage bet
   

Bet on everything

Bet on everything
   

Casino don’t #6: cheering at your racehorse

Casino don’t N⁰ 6: cheering at your racehorse
   

Casino don’t #5: French wheel

Casino don’t N⁰ 5: French wheel
   

Casino don’t #4: Caribbean stud poker

Casino don’t #4: Caribbean stud poker
   

Casino don’t #3: card tricks

Casino don’t #3: card tricks
   

Casino don’t #2: counting cards

Casino don’t #2: counting cards
   

Betty the Race Horse

Betty the Race Horse
   

Spending too much time in an online casino

Spending too much time in an online casino
   

Poker don’t N⁰1: card tricks

Casino don’t N⁰1: lucky dice
   

Casino don’t N⁰1: lucky dice

Casino don’t N⁰1: lucky dice
   

Doctor playing poker

Doctor playing poker
   

Naked woman winning

Naked woman winning
   

What happens when you don’t drink or gamble

What happens when you don’t drink or gamble
   

Money changing machine

Money changing machine
   

Can’t deal with you

Can’t deal with you
   

Dog playing poker

Dog playing poker
   

The craps table

The craps table
   

Blonds playing bingo

Blonds playing bingo
   

Cheating with poker

Cheating with poker
   

Tipping the blackjack dealer

Tipping the blackjack dealer
   

Monkeys playing dice for peanuts

Monkeys playing dice for peanuts
   

The ex winning the jackpot

The ex winning the jackpot
   

The difference between a casino and a church

The difference between a casino and a church
   

Wife pays the rent

Wife pays the rent
   

Wife going to Las Vegas

Wife going to Las Vegas
   

Winning the lottery

Winning the lottery
   

Betting her age

Betting her age
   

Odds to play strip poker

Strip poker
   

Blonde playing pop machine

Winners Line
   
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